The first shirt says, "The universe exploded out of nothingness 14 billion years ago and all I got was 100 trillion interconnected cells, a self-aware consciousness, and this lousy t-shirt!"
First shirt is MIT in equations (OMG I am a geek):
m = E/c² - you all know this one, just do the algebra to put the c² on the other side.
i = √-1 - imaginary number
T = PV/nR - ideal gas law (I am a mechanical engineer after all, and it is the ONLY equation I remember).
i: Get Rational
pi: Get Real
You wanna know what's my problem?
Here's my problem:
If we are R light-years from a Kerr-Newman Black Hole with charge Q, angular momentum S, and mass M, and the line element for space-time in the vicinity of a Black Hole is:
ds² = -dt² + dr² + r² (dθ² + sin² θdφ²)
And if we know that the constants of the motion are:
[Pretty please, don't make me type those equations, my head may explode]Then how long it is before our Solar System is sucked into the Black Hole?
So what's your problem?OK, I have to say that I'm not worthy of my MIT degree. I have no idea what this is saying!
Ditto for this shirt.
Sure, when I was an MIT student, I wore a shirt that read:
And God said:
And there was light!But one day after the exam covering Maxwell's equations, I totally lost all knowledge of it. My absolute favorite MIT shirt was SPAMIT.
Stupid people at MIT! Now, that's something I can wear proudly.
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