First the joke:
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."And here I go..
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
After I visited with Dova at lunchtime, I went to run an errand at Walmart. Just needed some basic items, so I went from one far corner of the store for diapers to the other far corner for motor oil and then to the checkout. I went back to work, and stopped in the cafeteria for some lunch. Brought the lunch up to my desk to eat. An hour later, I stopped by my friend Jim's cube. I sat in his guest chair and then all of a sudden I noticed that only the top button of my blouse was closed, the rest were wide open!!! Holy smokes, I had been flaunting my stuff all that time through all corners of Walmart and the cafe and no one had said a word. Luckily, it probably hadn't shown if I had been standing up straight.
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