Thursday Thirteen #31 - Old Geek Jokes

This week I try my hand at old geek jokes, because it takes one to know one. You know you're an old geek when:

1. You remember when IBM's main product was the Selectric.
2. You remember when ding meant you've typed to the end of the line, not that you have new mail.
3. You've messed up your code by dropping your punch card program. (OK, I admit I'm not THAT old.)
4. You've used a teletype as a computer terminal.
5. You've owned a Trash-80 (i.e. TRS-80) or Commodore 64.
6. You've owned a 9-pin dot matrix printer.
7. When people say monochrome, you say Amber or Green?
8. You've written papers using vi (my favorite), emacs and nroff/troff.
9. You've used a modem with a phone handset at 1200 baud.
10. You've posted on usenet way before the internets.
11. You know that expanded memory was anything over 640k RAM and extended memory was over 1MB (80286 need only apply).
12. You've used Lotus 1-2-3 for DOS.
13. You've used WordPerfect for DOS.
14. You can still write DOS batch files off the top of your head.

Ugh, only a mid-rank computer geek (too Windows centric!).